there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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