...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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