i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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