if you like me you must not know who I am
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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