dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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