I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I forget how to act sober
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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