I want to have your abortion
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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