He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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