The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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