Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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