I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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