her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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