I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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