Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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