so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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