I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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