Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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