Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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