so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Come on in and take your pants off
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