this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
