i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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