the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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