i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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