Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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