one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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