But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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