i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
