She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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