i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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