Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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