So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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