I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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