she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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