I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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