Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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