my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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