i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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