fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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