physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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