you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Success! We fucked roommates!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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