The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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