Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Jerry, you need to find god
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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