Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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