4 words: hood of his car
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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