And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Pooping to opera.
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