Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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