i wish my penis had a tongue
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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