I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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