I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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