Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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