Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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